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disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

s0lvingsecrets:

☺pale blog that follows back☻
  • me: i am literal trash
  • me 5 minutes later: I AM PRETTY MUCH THE COOLEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET

janemba:

glowcloud:

"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast

how u log out of a party i think im too old for this post

"I like talking to you. And I don’t like talking to anybody."

- Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: splitterherzen)

unconvenience:

plot twist: your crush likes you too

(Source: unconvenience)

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: destoxicity)

doctordude/Lana Del Rey/Kanye West - Million Dollar Gold Digger

doctordude:

now I haven’t had sleep so I don’t know if this sounds cool or not

either way I’m posting it because I think it’s as close to finished as I’ll get it

Lana Del Rey/Kanye West - Million Dollar Gold Digger