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guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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(Source: guy)

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

xplosivediarrhea:

the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it

(Source: j6)

(Source: youtube.com)

fuckyeahviralpics:

Fully transparent rain forest frog

gaksdesigns:

Geometric watercolor-like tattoos by Russian based artist Sasha Unisex 

skinconstellations:

I hate boys like bro I like you and want to do cute things for u and we have great sex and u will always have me here to mess around w all u have to do is text me back n not piss me off like y is that so hard literally text me back keep me happy and ull never have an unattended boner ever again goodbye

moosekingofhell:

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

(Source: doeeyedpdsmessiah)

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

(Source: punkassbookjockeys)

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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(Source: lesandmiserable)

dw:

incredible